>> PREVIOUSLY ON NIP/TUCK...
>> WELL, DR. ROWE.
>> CALL ME TEDDY. STOP WORRYING
ABOUT HOW OTHER PEOPLE ARE REACT
TO YOU. AND DO WHAT YOU WANT TO
DO.
>> YOU WANT THE HONEST TRUTH?
YOU'LL NEVER GET HER A
NATIONAL CAMPAIGN, NOT WITH
THOSE THIN VILLAINOUS LIPS.
>> DR. TROY, PLASTIC SURGEON
AND BREAST CANCER PATIENT.
I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOOK IN
THE MIRROR AND SEE MY MUTILATED
BODY. BUT DAMN IF I'M GONNA
ACCEPT IT.
>> LIZ THOUGHT YOU WOULD CHANGE
FOR HER. SHE INFORMED ME SHE'S
MOVING BACK TO MIAMI.
>> THANK YOU.
>> IS IT REALLY COMPLETELY PITCH
BLACK? HOW ARE WE GOING TO KNOW
WHAT WE'RE EATING.
>> YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE
BLIND FAITH, SEAN. THIS WHOLE
EXPERIENCE IS ABOUT OPENING UP
YOUR OTHER SENSES AND LETTING
GO.
>> GOOD EVENING. YOUR NAME,
PLEASE?
>> McNAMARA.
>> 8:15. PLEASE, PUT YOUR HAND
ON THE SHOULDER OF THE PERSON IN
FRONT OF YOU AND FOLLOW ME.
>> OOH.
JESUS, I CAN'T SEE A THING.
>> THAT'S THE IDEA, JACKASS.
WE DIDN'T COME TO PASADENA TO
EAT AT EL POLLO LOCO.
>> DON'T WORRY, MR. McNAMARA.
I'VE DONE THIS A FEW TIMES. JUST
KEEP YOUR HAND ON MY SHOULDER.
YOUR WAITER WILL BE ALONG
SHORTLY TO PRESENT THE AMUSE
BOUCHE AND TELL YOU ABOUT THE
MENU. ENJOY YOUR EVENING.
>> IS HE GONE?
>> GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
>> HMM.
>> THE AMUSE BOUCHE,
MR. McNAMARA.
>> HEH HEH. SOMEBODY'S NOT
WEARING ANY PANTIES.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
>> DON'T ANSWER THAT.
>> IT'S JULIA. ONE OF THE KIDS
MIGHT BE SICK. HEY. YEAH,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
OF COURSE. MY ACCOUNTANT SENT IT
DIRECTLY TO THE SCHOOL.
>> HANG UP THE PHONE, SEAN. YOU
CAN DEAL WITH THIS TOMORROW.
>> JUST TELL 'EM IF IT DOESN'T
POST UNTIL MONDAY, I'LL CALL
STAN.
NO, I SENT ANNIE'S SWEATER
LAST WEEK. YEAH. BLUE CARDIGAN.
>> SEAN...
>> IT WAS THE ONLY ONE IN HER
TOP DRAWER. FINE. I'LL CHECK
AGAIN. OK? CALL YOU TOMORROW.
[SIGH] SORRY. PHONE'S OFF.
NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS.
TEDDY? TEDDY?
COME ON. IT COULD HAVE BEEN AN
EMERGENCY.
>> BUT IT WASN'T, WAS IT?
>> OK. I APOLOGIZE. BUT IT'S
OVER NOW. LET'S GO BACK INSIDE.
>> NO, SEAN. UNTIL YOU STOP
TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR EVERY
LITTLE MOMENT OF EVERYONE ELSE'S
LIVES, I'M NOT INTERESTED.
>> I CAN'T JUST IGNORE MY
RESPONSIBILITIES.
>> A ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO
MOSS. AND BABY, YOU GOT A LOT
OF MOSS.
[ENGINE STARTS]
>> * AHH *
* MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL *
* MAKE ME,
THE PERFECT SOUL
A PERFECT MIND,
A PERFECT FACE,
A PERFECT
LIE *
>> SORRY, I'M LATE. JESUS, SEAN,
YOU COULD HAVE SCHEDULED MR.
TREE MAN IN A COUPLE HOURS AFTER
I FINISHED DIGESTING MY SUSHI.
>> HE SPEAKS PERFECT ENGLISH,
CHRISTIAN.
>> I'M USED TO SUCH REACTIONS,
DOCTOR. ONE DAY, DOCTORS AT
U.C.L.A. FLEW ME FROM BALI TO
LOS ANGELES TO STUDY MY UNIQUE
CONDITION. I CAUSED A STUDENT
NURSE TO FAINT AND SWITCH HER
CAREER. I'VE BEEN LOOKING LIKE
THIS SINCE ON MY 18th BIRTHDAY.
THAT'S WHEN I FIRST SCRAPED MY
FOOT. I WAS SWIMMING WITH A GIRL
I HAD A CRUSH ON.
>> THE FIRST WART APPEARED
SHORTLY AFTERWARDS AND BEGAN TO
SPREAD UNCONTROLLABLY. DOCTORS
AT U.C.L.A. GAVE HIM MASSIVE
DOSES OF VITAMIN A TO RETARD THE
SPREAD OF THE VIRUS.
>> I'M GUESSING THAT DIDN'T
WORK.
>> MR. SABRI'S CONDITION WAS
COMPLICATED BY A RARE IMMUNE
SYSTEM DEFICIENCY WHICH
ENABLED THE VIRUS TO CAUSE A
MASSIVE PROLIFERATION OF HIS
CELLS, FORMING THESE CUTANEOUS
HORNS.
>> WELL, IT'S JUST A GUESS BUT
U.C.L.A. IS NOT PAYING FOR OUR
BUDDY BUDI'S LITTLE MANI-PEDI.
>> MR. SABRI, MY PARTNER AND I
DON'T WANT TO MISLEAD YOU.
IT COULD TAKE HALF A DOZEN
PROCEDURES. AND EVEN THEN WE
CAN'T BE CERTAIN HOW SUCCESSFUL
WE'LL BE OR WHAT SPECIFICALLY WE
CAN ACCOMPLISH.
>> YOU'RE SAYING THAT I SHOULD
FORGET MY DREAM AS A FASHION
MODEL.
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, THE PEOPLE
IN MY VILLAGE WOULD GATHER THEIR
CHILDREN INSIDE WHEN THEY SAW
ME COMING. I WAS QUITE BITTER
ABOUT IT.
NOW, IF I COULD JUST WALK ON MY
OWN, LIE DOWN WITHOUT PAIN.
TO THINK THAT I COULD JUST FIND
JOY IN MY LIFE.
OR MAYBE ONE DAY
FEEL HUMAN AGAIN.
[HUMAN LEAGUE PLAYS]
* COME ON BABY, DRY YOUR EYES,
WIPE YOUR TEARS...*
>> SO HOW DID YOU GET HOME LAST
NIGHT? CALL YOUR MOM?
>> I HITCHED A RIDE WITH OUR
MAITRE D, ACTUALLY.
>> DON'T YOU WANT TO GET A SHOT
WITH MR. SABRI FOR YOUR PHOTO
ALBUM, TEDDY?
>> THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN MR. SKERRITT AND THIS
POOR MAN. HE'S A VICTIM. ALL
HE'S KNOWN FOR YEARS IS PAIN AND
ISOLATION.
>> WHATEVER. THEY'LL BE PLENTY
OF PHOTO OPS TOMORROW AT THE
PRESS CONFERENCE THAT I CALLED.
MR. SAPPY HERE SHOULD BE WELL
ENOUGH TO SMILE AT THE CAMERA
AND SAY CHEESE.
I KNOW. I KNOW. I FEEL JUST AS
BAD FOR THIS GUY AS YOU GUYS DO.
ALL RIGHT? BUT I MEAN, COME ON,
LET'S THINK ABOUT IT HERE. HE'S
GONNA CLOCK UP AT LEAST 60
BILLABLE HOURS. HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET THAT BACK? HUH?
>> IF YOU WANT ATTENTION,
CO-AUTHOR THE PAPER I'M GONNA
WRITE FOR THE NEW ENGLAND
JOURNAL OF MEDICINE.
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT BEING SICK
YOURSELF MIGHT OPEN YOUR EYES A
LITTLE TO WHAT PEOPLE LIKE
MR. SABRI GO THROUGH.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, DO ME A FAVOR,
SEAN. DON'T LECTURE ME ON HOW I
SHOULD DEAL WITH MY CANCER. OK?
I DEALT WITH IT MY OWN WAY. AS
FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, I THINK I
DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB. AND I'M A
MUCH BETTER PERSON BECAUSE OF
IT. ANYWAY, I HAVE MY 12-WEEK
CHECK UP TOMORROW WITH DR. MOSS.
SO I'M LOOKING TO PUT
THIS WHOLE THING BEHIND ME.
OH, JESUS.
CAN YOU FINISH UP FOR ME?
>> YEAH.
>> THANKS.
>> COME ON.
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.
>> I'M NOT BIG ON SECOND
CHANCES. IF I WANTED TO BE WITH
A PUSSY, I'D BE A LESBIAN.
>> WELL, I CAN LOOSEN UP. I CAN
BE WILD. I HAD SEX WITH A DOLL
ONCE.
>> [CHUCKLES]
I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT OVER
LUNCH.
>> FINE.
PICK ME UP. MY PLACE. 1:00
SHARP.
>> OK.
>> SO YOU SWEAR SHE'S HAD NO
FEVER, NO RASHES, NO SWELLING OF
ANY KIND?
>> OH, MY GOD, CHRISTIAN, SHE'S
FINE. SHE'S NEVER BEEN BETTER.
EXCEPT YOU CAN SEE THE
COLLAGEN'S BEEN ABSORBED.
AND WE'RE BACK TO OUR THIN,
VILLAINOUS LIP PROBLEM. YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN.
>> WHEN PIGS FLY SWEETIE PIE.
I'M STILL HAVING NIGHTMARES
ABOUT WHAT I DID.
>> YEAH, BUT YOU SEE, THE STEVES
CALLED. AND SHE'S SHORT LISTED
FOR THIS NEW VINTAGE INSPIRED
BABY CLOTHING LINE FOR TARGET.
>> READ MY THIN, VILLAINOUS
LIPS, MAMA ROSE. IT AIN'T NEVER
GONNA HAPPEN.
>> OK. WE'LL JUST GO DOWN THE
BLOCK TO DR. POTSANDER'S OFFICE.
HE'LL DO IT. AND I THINK WE'RE
GONNA GO TO HERMES TO GET A NEW
LITTLE BABY TREAT. SO WE'LL TALK
TO YOU LATER.
>> YOU'RE NOT TAKING HER
ANYWHERE.
>> LET GO OF ME!
>> ...HEAR ME!
>> HEY, EASY YOU TWO. NO
FIGHTING IN FRONT OF THE BABY.
HOW'S MY GIRL? LET ME SEE THOSE
LIPS.
>> I WAS JUST TELLING CHRISTIAN
THAT THE COLLAGEN HE GAVE HER
HAS BEEN ABSORBED. SO IF HE
WANTS HER CAREER TO STAY ON THE
FAST TRACK, SHE NEEDS MORE OF
IT.
>> FIRST OF ALL, MOTHER OF THE
YEAR, I HAPPEN TO KNOW YOU DID
IT.
>> SEAN, YOU'RE SUCH AN EASY LAY
IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. HE DID
IT. I TOLD HIM I'D TAKE THE
BLAME TO SAVE HIS PRETTY FACE.
POOR GRANDPA IS JUST TOO
EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT THAT HE
WANTS HIS GRANDDAUGHTER TO BE A
BIG STAR BECAUSE HE'LL NEVER BE
ONE.
>> IF I FIND OUT YOU'VE INJECTED
ANYTHING INTO JENNA AGAIN, I'LL
HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR CHILD
ENDANGERMENT.
>> DAMN STRAIGHT.
>> AM I CLEAR?
>> I WALKED IN. THAT CRAZY BITCH
IS INJECTING JENNA HERSELF.
I ONLY STEPPED IN SO THERE
WOULDN'T BE ANY COMPLICATIONS.
LOOK, I LOVE HER. I'M TRYING TO
DO THE BEST I CAN.
>> OH, BULLSHIT! YOU DID THIS
FOR YOU! 'CAUSE YOU WANTED YOUR
GRANDDAUGHTER TO GET A MODELING
CONTRACT. STOP RATIONALIZING.
AND THINK ABOUT THE REALITY OF
WHAT YOU'VE DONE. I THOUGHT YOU
OF ALL PEOPLE--SOMEONE WHO WAS
THE VICTIM OF ABUSE--WOULD HAVE
KNOWN BETTER! HOW MUCH FURTHER
CAN YOU FALL, CHRISTIAN?
>> [DOORBELL]
>> [BUZZER]
>> HEH. WOW, LOOK AT YOU.
>> HOW DO YOU LIKE MY HOUSE?
>> I LOVE IT. IT'S AMAZING.
>> HERE'S TO A GREAT DAY.
COME ON. I WANT TO SHOW YOU THE
BEDROOM FIRST.
>> THIS PLACE IS HUGE.
>> FAMILY MONEY.
>> WHO'S THIS?
>> MY BROTHER, HIS SISTER, AND
THEIR DAUGHTER, WREN.
I'M ADOPTED.
>> WELL, I GUESS WE CAN JUST
ORDER IN.
>> OR EAT OUT.
>> STRANGE. I DIDN'T THINK I
LEFT THE AIR CONDITIONING ON.
THE HOUSE IS LISTED AT 4.5. BUT
I THINK I CAN CAN GET THEM DOWN
TO 3. IT'S BEEN ON THE MARKET
FOR ALMOST A MONTH ALREADY.
>> DID YOU HEAR THAT?
>> NO.
>> ALL THE FIXTURES ARE
ORIGINAL, PAINSTAKINGLY RESTORED
BY THE OWNERS. CARRARA MARBLE,
BRAZILIAN ROSEWOOD THROUGHOUT.
>> SOMEONE'S BREAKING INTO YOUR
HOUSE.
>> I HAVE A SECRET TO TELL YOU.
>> WHEN WAS THE RESTORATION
DONE?
>> UM, 2005, I THINK.
>> I DON'T REALLY HAVE A KOREAN
BROTHER. AND THIS ISN'T REALLY
MY HOUSE.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT
YOUR HOUSE?
>> I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO
BREAK INTO AN OPEN HOUSE AND
HAVE SEX. AREN'T YOU HAVING FUN?
>> YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THE VIEW
FROM THE BEDROOM. YOU CAN SEE
ALL OF LOS ANGELES.
>> YOU CAN DO ONE OF 2 THINGS.
YOU CAN EITHER LOSE YOUR SHIT
AND MAKE A BIG SCENE OR YOU CAN
KEEP HAVING FUN. IT'S UP TO YOU.
BUT YOU BETTER ACT FAST.
>> OOH! OH, MY GOD!
>> WHO ARE YOU?
>> HI. ARE THESE SHEETS INCLUDED
IN THE ASKING PRICE?
>> NO. THEY ARE NOT. AND
THEY'RE 800 THREAT COUNT
EGYPTIAN, SO THE KIMS BETTER NOT
FIND ANY JIZZUM STAINS WHEN THEY
RETURN FROM BIG SUR.
>> ARE YOU TWO INTERESTED IN
BUYING THE HOUSE?
>> TO BE HONEST, IT'S A LITTLE
ABOVE OUR PRICE RANGE.
>> WELL, WE LOVE IT. WE--
WE'LL TAKE IT.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, WRITE
US A CHECK FROM JAIL?
>> WOULD YOU TAKE 20% DOWN.
WE'RE BOTH DOCTORS. I'M SURE WE
CAN ARRANGE IT.
>> DOCTORS?
>> MM-HMM.
>> YOU KNOW, THERE'S A NICE
HOUSE IN HANCOCK PARK I KNOW
YOU'LL LOVE. THIS ONE JUST WENT
OFF THE MARKET.
>> MM-MM-MM. COME ON.
>> [CHUCKLING]
>> DR. TROY, THIS IS JUST A
CONSULTATION.
>> NEVER HURTS TO ADVERTISE.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? COURTESY
OF McNAMARA-TROY.
>> EXTRAORDINARY.
I'LL BE SURE TO RECOMMEND YOUR
PRACTICE.
>> GOOD. GOOD. GOOD. GOOD.
I'M JUST GLAD TO HAVE THE WHOLE
GODDAMN ORDEAL OVER WITH.
I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING I KNOW
AND THAT IS CHEMO AIN'T FOR
PUSSIES.
>> I'D ACTUALLY LIKE TO TRY YOU
ON A FEW COURSES OF AROMASIN.
IT'S KNOWN TO BE EFFECTIVE IN
SOME OF THE MORE RESISTANT
CANCERS.
THE TUMOR HAS SPREAD TO THE
SUPRACLAVICULAR LYMPH NODES. THE
SIDE EFFECTS ARE LESS DRAMATIC
WITH AROMASIN. HOT FLASHES.
JOINT PAIN. HEADACHE. FATIGUE.
>> AND THE RESULTS?
>> UNCERTAIN.
OUR RECENT TRIALS INDICATE THAT
IT SLOWS THE PROGRESSION. IT CAN
ALSO REDUCE THE BONE MINERAL
DENSITY. SO THERE IS GREATER
LIKELIHOOD OF FRACTURES.
>> IN OTHER WORDS, I'LL BECOME
SO WEAK THAT MY BONES WILL
BREAK.
>> POSSIBLY...
IN THE FINAL STAGES OF THE
DISEASE.
>> SO, UM...
GIVE ME A BALLPARK.
>> 6 MONTHS.
>> HMM.
>> WITH AROMASIN WE MIGHT BE
ABLE TO GIVE YOU A FEW MORE.
>> HEH.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'LL--
I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU'VE
DONE FOR ME. BUT I THINK I'LL
PASS ON ANOTHER ROUND.
I'M OVER MY LIMIT.
>> YOU HAVE KIDS?
>> YEAH. YEAH, I DO.
>> GOOD.
YOU WON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH
THIS ALONE.
>> WE GET TO DO IT IN A TEE PEE?
>> HEY, SEAN, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T WANT
TO GET INTO IT. YOU'RE A MORAL
VACUUM. NOTHING I SAY, NOTHING I
DO, NOTHING I WISH FOR IS
GONNA CHANGE THAT.
>> SO WHERE ARE YOU GUYS OFF TO
ANYWAY?
>> THE DESERT. DON'T WAIT UP.
[PILLS RATTLE]
[RATTLE]
[METAL RATTLING]
[GRUNTING]
>> DID YOU SEE ME?
>> I DID. I SAW YOU.
BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THAT.
YOUR MUSCLES ARE TOO ATROPHIED.
>> HARDLY, DR. TROY. I'VE BEEN
EXERCISING THEM EVERYDAY IN
PREPARATION FOR THE DAY WHEN I
CAN WALK TO THE TV AND PICK UP
THE REMOTE CONTROL.
AH-HA.
THE BEST PART IS...
[TV TURNS ON]
>> LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN
THROUGH. ALL THE PAIN AND THE
SUFFERING AND JUST EVERYTHING.
YOU EVER CONSIDERED GIVING UP?
>> I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO GIVE
UP.
>> NO, I MEAN, SUICIDE.
TAKING YOUR OWN LIFE.
>> NO.
NOT POSSIBLE.
SINCE I BELIEVE AS A HINDU THAT
EVEN I IN THIS INHUMAN BODY AM A
TRUE EXPRESSION OF GOD.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
>> I UNDERSTAND.
I'M A FIRM BELIEVER THAT...
I'M VERY MUCH ON MY OWN IN THIS
LIFE.
>> DO YOU PRAY, DR. TROY?
>> WELL...
NOT ANYMORE.
>> YOU SHOULD.
IT WORKS.
YOU SEE, MY PRAYERS BROUGHT ME
TO YOU. AND IN TURN IT BRINGS ME
CLOSER TO MY REAL DREAM IN MY
LIFE.
>> AND WHAT'S THAT?
>> TO FIND A WOMAN. SHE DOESN'T
HAVE TO BE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,
JUST A WOMAN WHO WOULD CONSIDER
HOLDING ME, PERHAPS ENJOY MY
JOKES. ANOTHER SOUL THAT WOULD
ACCEPT ME WARTS AND ALL.
>> I AM A SHAMAN. WELCOME.
>> WE FASTED LIKE YOU ASKED.
>> GOOD.
>> HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED
AYAHUASCA BEFORE?
>> I DROPPED ACID A FEW TIMES IN
COLLEGE.
>> AYAHUASCA IS MUCH STRONGER.
YOU'RE BOTH ABOUT TO GO MUCH
DEEPER THAN YOU EVER HAVE
BEFORE.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEEPER?
>> IT IS POSSIBLE UNDER THE
POWER OF THE TEA TO CLEANSE
YOURSELF OF ALL ANXIETIES AND
DEPRESSIONS. YOU CAN EVEN FIND A
GREATER SPIRITUALITY. BUT THERE
IS A PRICE. THE INCAS CALL IT
THE VINE OF THE DEAD FOR A
REASON.
THE NAUSEA WILL BE EXTREME. YOU
WILL WANT TO DIE. BUT YOU MUST
HAVE STRONG COURAGE AND
DISCIPLINE.
AND IF YOU ARE LUCKY, YOU MAY
EXPERIENCE WHAT IS CALLED
THE MURDERING OF THE EGO.
>> ACTUALLY, I THINK I'D LIKE TO
TRY THAT.
>> YEAH.
>> [CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE]
[LAUGHING]
[THUNDER CLAP]
>> YOU ARE PETRIFIED
DR. McNAMARA. UNTOUCHABLE
LIKE ME. NOT HUMAN.
>> I CAN'T MOVE!
>> THAT IS YOUR CURSE.
[THUNDER CLAP]
>> THIS IS FANTASTIC.
>> ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? ARE YOU
HAPPY NOW?
[THUNDER CLAP]
>> ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
[MEDICAL BEEPS]
>> 66. NO HISTORY OF HEART
DISEASE. NO DIABETES,
HYPERTENSION. LAST WEEK HIS WIFE
FELL OFF A LADDER IN HER GARDEN
AND DIED. 2 DAYS LATER HE HAS A
MASSIVE INFARCTION.
>> A BROKEN HEART. ROMANTIC.
>> SO, HOW'S MIAMI TREATING YOU?
>> IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.
I HAVEN'T FOUND A PLACE YET. I'M
THINKING I WANT TO GET A CONDO
BY THE BEACH. I SLEEP A LOT
BETTER WHEN I HEAR THE SOUND OF
THE OCEAN.
>> YOU KNOW, I HOPE IT'S NOT OUT
OF LINE, LIZ, I HAVE THIS REALLY
TERRIFIC FRIEND, JUST MOVED IN
FROM OUT OF TOWN. ANY INTEREST
IN BEING SET UP?
>> MAN OR WOMAN?
>> UH, SORRY, I JUST ASSUMED--
AREN'T YOU GAY?
>> SHE IS WITH EVERYBODY ELSE
EXCEPT FOR ME.
>> I AM SORRY. YOU CANNOT BE IN
HERE.
>> I'M A DOCTOR, SWEETHEART.
I KNOW THE STERILE ZONE.
>> OK, I AM SO SORRY. I AM SO
SORRY. THIS IS DR. CHRISTIAN
TROY. HE'S MY OLD BOSS. AND WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> UH, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN ON A
PLANE OR IN AN AIRPORT FOR 8
HOURS. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
FACE TO FACE.
>> I'M NOT COMING BACK,
CHRISTIAN.
>> I'M A BAD PERSON, LIZZIE.
I KNOW THAT.
>> THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING.
>> NO, IT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
LOOK, I KNOW I DON'T HAVE MUCH
OF A CONSCIENCE. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED. EITHER I WAS BORN
WITHOUT IT OR IT JUST KINDA
ROTTED AWAY LIKE SOME GANGRENOUS
APPENDAGE OR SOMETHING.
AND I KNOW I GET DOWN ON YOU
ABOUT ALL YOUR SPEECHES AND
STUFF. I JUST--I...
I WANT YOU TO BE THE VOICE IN MY
HEAD THAT TELLS ME RIGHT FROM
WRONG. I--
I WISH YOU'D COME HOME WITH ME,
LIZZIE. UM...
I NEED YOU.
>> [CRYING] WE HAVE BEEN DOWN
THIS ROAD BEFORE, CHRISTIAN.
WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
>> I WANT YOU TO MARRY ME.
>> LOSE THE ROCK. IT'S GETTING
IN THE WAY OF THE LARYNGOSCOPE.
>> COME ON. WISH ME LUCK. IT'S A
WHOLE NEW JOURNEY FOR ME NOW.
>> GOOD LUCK.
LIKE THROWING CONFETTI AT
THE HINDENBURG.
>> I'M NOT GONNA HURT HER, SEAN.
>> RIGHT. SHE FINALLY PULLS
HERSELF TOGETHER IN MIAMI. AND
YOU LURE HER BACK TO WHAT?
RE-BREAK HER HEART? NICE.
WHAT ABOUT TEDDY? WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HER? JUST
TOSS HER OUT?
>> WELL, IF HER DEDICATION TO
HER JOB IS ANY INDICATION, YEAH.
I MEAN, WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?
>> TEDDY'S SICK. WE ATE
SOMETHING BAD. IT WAS PROBABLY
THE OYSTERS. I WAS UP ALL NIGHT
MYSELF.
>> YOU LOOK A LITTLE GREEN
AROUND THE GILLS THERE BUDDY
BOY.
CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME?
LIZ IS THE ONLY WOMAN I'VE EVER
BEEN WITH WHO FORCES ME TO STOP
BEING A DICK. SHE DOESN'T DO IT
BY JUDGING ME.
SHE DOES IT BY LOVING ME.
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO MY GRAVE
KNOWING THAT EVERYBODY THINKS
I'M SOME KIND OF SOULLESS,
INHUMANE ASSHOLE.
>> LOOK, I'M NOT SOME KIND OF
MORAL PARAGON, OK. AND YOU'RE
NOT ABOUT TO DIE. YOU'RE GETTING
MARRIED.
DON'T CONFUSE THE 2 LIKE THE
REST OF US.
>> LINDA IS GOING TO BE THE MAID
OF HONOR.
>> I GUESS THAT MEANS WE'LL BE
GETTING MARRIED ON A GOLF
COURSE?
>> CONGRATULATIONS, LIZ.
I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU.
>> I CAN TELL.
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS]
[WIND WHISTLING]
[LAUGHING]
15 BLADE.
[LAUGHING]
>> UH, SEAN...
>> EXCUSE ME. I'M NOT FEELING
VERY WELL.
>> CHRISTIAN, LISTEN TO ME,
WE HAVE TO TALK.
>> SWEETHEART, I'LL DO ANYTHING
YOU ASK. JUST DON'T MAKE ME GET
MARRIED IN A CHURCH.
>> I THINK THAT TEDDY IS
STEALING DRUGS FROM THE OFFICE.
A TON OF INVENTORY IS MISSING
AND I MEAN A TON. AND I DON'T
KNOW WHO ELSE COULD HAVE DONE
IT.
>> TEDDY IS NOT A DRUGGY, TRUST
ME. OK. I CAN SMELL A DRUGGY A
MILE AWAY. JUST TAKE A LOOK AT
THESE PICTURES FROM BALI, OK.
THIS RESORT IS FANTASTIC FOR A
HONEYMOON. COME ON, TAKE A LOOK.
>> CHRISTIAN, WE ARE LEGALLY
OBLIGATED TO REPORT THIS TO THE
AUTHORITIES. NOW, I DON'T KNOW
TEDDY AT ALL. BUT WE HAVE TO
BRING SEAN INTO THIS. THIS IS
SERIOUS--
>> CAN YOU GIVE IT A REST,
LIZZIE, PLEASE. I STOLE THE
DRUGS.
>> WHAT?!
>> I STOLE THEM.
>> AND MAY I ASK YOU WHY?
>> I WAS CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE.
THEN I CHANGED MY MIND. AND
ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME INSTEAD.
>> YOU ARE NOT A SUICIDAL
PERSON.
>> WELL...
>> YOUR CANCER CAME BACK.
>> MM-HMM.
>> HOW BAD?
>> UM, 6 MONTHS TO A YEAR.
>> IS THAT WHY YOU PROPOSED TO
ME?
>> I THOUGHT ABOUT TAKING CHARGE
OF MY DEATH BY USING THOSE
PILLS. BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT
I WANTED TO TAKE CHARGE OF MY
LIFE. AND I WANT TO SPEND THE
REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU--
YOU AND WILBUR.
>> WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL
ME WHAT MY FIRST YEAR OF
MARRIAGE WAS GOING TO BE LIKE?
OH, WELL MAYBE YOU WEREN'T.
MAYBE YOU WERE JUST GOING TO ACT
LIKE YOU WERE DEVASTATED AND
SURPRISED WHEN YOU STARTED TO GO
TO SHIT.
>> I GUESS I JUST WANTED TO
ENJOY THE SWEETNESS OF GETTING
MARRIED. YOU KNOW, AT LEAST FOR
A LITTLE WHILE.
>> YOU WANTED TO MARRY ME SO
THAT I WOULD HELP YOU DIE. YOU
KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN JUST GO TO
HELL!
>> YEAH, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
I'M AT THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW.
WHERE ARE YOU?
WHAT'S THIS?
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR 3 DAYS.
WHERE YOU BEEN?
>> I HEARD YOUR OLD
ANESTHESIOLOGIST CAME BACK.
I FIGURED YOU DIDN'T NEED
ME HERE ANYMORE.
YOU EVER DONE IT ON A
SURGICAL TABLE?
>> I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE
TIME, TEDDY.
>> YOU KNOW MY MOTTO, SEAN.
NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT.
YOU EVER SCREWED ON NITROUS?
>> IT'S DANGEROUS.
>> NOT WHEN DONE ON MODERATION.
AND YOU WILL HAVE THE MOST
INTENSE ORGASM YOU HAVE EVER
EXPERIENCED. YOU CAN TRUST ME.
I'M AN ANESTHESIOLOGIST.
>> YOU WANT THIS PLACE TO GO UP
IN FLAMES?
>> AND THERE HE IS.
OUR SEAN. SO CAREFUL AND
METHODICAL. AND SAFE.
>> AND BORING?
LOOK, I SPENT MY MORNING HAVING
A FLASHBACK THAT INTERFERED WITH
A SURGERY. I SPENT MY AFTERNOON
ON THE PHONE WITH A VERY PISSED
OFF REALTOR WHO ONLY CALMED DOWN
AFTER I MADE A VERY LARGE
CONTRIBUTION TO HIS FAVORITE
CHARITY. TEDDY, YOU'RE GOING
TOO FAR.
>> YOU ARE SUCH A BUZZ KILL.
>> NO. I'M A SURGEON. IT'S IN MY
D.N.A. TO BE CAREFUL AND
METHODICAL AND SAFE. THE VERY
NATURE THAT YOU DETEST IS WHAT
KEEPS PEOPLE ALIVE ON MY TABLE.
I TRIED. BUT I CAN'T CHANGE WHO
I AM. FRANKLY, I DON'T WANT TO
HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR IT
ANYMORE.
>> I AM SO SORRY.
>> FOR WHAT?
>> 'CAUSE THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK
OUT.
>> AIN'T GONNA FIND IT OUT
THERE BUDDY BOY.
>> FIND WHAT?
>> SOMETHING TO SAY.
COME ON. SIT DOWN.
>> MY BEST FRIEND JUST TOLD ME
THAT HE'S--
>> DYING.
YOU GOT TO SAY IT. I ACTUALLY
HAVE TO SAY THE WORD. IT'S VERY
IMPORTANT. IT JUST GETS A LOT
WORSE IF YOU DON'T. TRUST ME.
LOOK, I'M THE ONE WHO'S GOT A
$150,000 WEDDING RING. JESUS.
>> YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY BACK.
>> OH, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE
MONEY.
IT'S LIZZIE. YOU'RE RIGHT WHAT
YOU SAID. I DRAGGED HER ALL THE
WAY HERE FROM MIAMI AND BROKE
HER HEART AGAIN.
>> SHE'LL UNDERSTAND...GIVEN...
I DIDN'T MEAN ALL THOSE THINGS I
SAID. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU
WERE GOING THROUGH. DO YOU
REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD BE
SMOKING A CIGAR GIVEN WHAT YOUR
BODY IS TRYING TO FIGHT RIGHT
NOW?
>> THIS IS NOT A CIGAR MY
FRIEND. THIS IS PRE-EMBARGO,
HAND ROLLED, CUBAN TOBACCO.
THIS IS AN ARTIFACT.
IT'S BEEN SITTING IN A HUMIDOR
IN MIAMI FOR OVER 40 YEARS. I
BOUGHT 2 OF THEM FOR A SPECIAL
OCCASION, LIKE MY WEDDING. BUT
UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, I THINK
NOW'S AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY,
DON'T YOU?
>> LOOK, THERE ARE PLENTY OF
EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENTS AND
CLINICAL TRIALS WE CAN GET YOU
SIGNED UP FOR. THERE'S THE
ANGIOSTATIC APPROACH. THEY USE
ANAEROBIC BACTERIA TO ATTACK THE
TUMOR. CANCER TREATMENT'S NOT
WHAT IT WAS WHEN WE WERE IN
SCHOOL.
>> HAVE A DRINK BUDDY BOY. YOU
NEED ONE.
>> WERE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!
>> MM-HMM.
>> YOU CAN BEAT THIS THING. YOU
CAN GET MARRIED AGAIN SOMEDAY.
YOU DON'T KNOW.
>> YOU DON'T THINK I'VE THOUGHT
ABOUT ALL THAT SHIT, SEAN?!
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. I DON'T WANT
TO SPEND THE LAST FEW MONTHS OF
MY LIFE IN HOSPITALS. I JUST
WANT--I WANT TO CELEBRATE
EVERY DAY. I WANT TO GET ALL MY
SHIT TOGETHER AND I WANT TO--
I WANT TO ENJOY MYSELF.
AHH.
WILL YOU SIT WITH ME?
>> [SIGH]
YOU GOT TO TRY ONE OF THESE.
THEY'RE INCREDIBLE.
>> YOU DIDN'T NEED TO GET
MARRIED TO MAKE SURE YOU
WOULDN'T BE ALONE.
[OCEAN WAVES]
>> WHY'D YOU WANT TO BRING ME
BACK HERE, SEAN?
>> SO WE CAN FINISH WHAT WE
STARTED. SO EVEN THOUGH IT'S
DARK, YOU CAN SEE I'M WILLING TO
MEET YOU HALF WAY.
>> YOU AREN'T WEARING
UNDERPANTS.
YOU DIRTY BOY.
>> [CHUCKLING]
>> GOOD EVENING. MY NAME IS
JACQUELINE. I'LL BE YOUR
WAITRESS. THE AMUSE BOUCHE THIS
EVENING IS--
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, JACQUELINE,
WE'RE GOING TO PASS ON THE AMUSE
BOUCHE. AND ACTUALLY WE WANT TO
BE LEFT ALONE FOR A WHILE AND
GET USED TO THE DARKNESS.
THERE'S 200 BUCKS IN IT FOR YOU
IF WE DON'T HEAR YOU FOR 30
MINUTES.
>> AS YOU WISH, MR. McNAMARA.
>> GET USED TO THE DARKNESS?
I LIKE THAT.
>> AND YOU'LL LIKE THIS, TOO.
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
>> I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU TAKING
TAKING IT EASY MR. SABRI. NO
MORE LONG DISTANCE TREKS ACROSS
THE ROOM.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
GOOD.
LITTLE THICKENING OF THE SKIN.
BUT SO GOOD SO FAR.
YOU KNOW, ONCE WE'RE
FINISHED WITH THESE SKIN GRAFTS,
WE'LL HAVE TO TALK ABOUT
DANCING LESSONS. YOU
DO A LOT OF DANCING WHERE YOU'RE
FROM?
>> WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING,
I NOTICED THEM. THEY MULTIPLIED
AS THE DAY WENT ON.
I HAD SUCH HOPE.
>> ME, TOO.
>> HAVE YOU SEEN MY NON-FAT
BLUEBERRY?
>> I'M EATING IT.
>> WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO START
LABELING THINGS.
>> DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE
STAYING?
>> I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE A LONG
DISTANCE MARRIAGE.
>> SO WHY THE CHANGE OF HEART?
>> WELL, I FIGURE I'M GONNA HAVE
TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR SORRY ASS
ANYWAYS. SO I MIGHT AS WELL GET
A BIG HONKING DIAMOND RING OUT
OF IT, RIGHT? I MEAN, THERE'S
NOT ONE LESBIAN I KNOW WHO COULD
AFFORD ONE THAT BIG.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
>> I KNOW.
BUT YOU KNOW LIKE THEY SAY,
FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE.
I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU KNOW
YOURSELF, CHRISTIAN.
AND I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DIE
ALONE.
>> LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. I'LL BE
DEAD BEFORE WE CAN GET DIVORCED.
>> WE HAVE A MEETING WITH A
WEDDING PLANNER TOMORROW AT
9:00. DON'T YOU BE LATE.
>> NICE ASS.
>> AND IT'S ALL YOURS.